darlingfox

I would like to point out that this is in no way, shape or form a drabble for anyone who has a birthday today, be it Sensui or someone else.

And there's absolutely no chance that I would congratulate anyone if I could get connection to Y!M (or even check any of my e-mail addresses). Cursed technology, you fail!

Weird,  AUish and sort-of ewwww. And the title? Don't ask me, it wanted to be called that.

This is a companion piece for viridian_magpie's drunken!Yusuke drabble. I blame her and aedictus, who is a persistant leech. *glare*


Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi


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"'Tsh your turn," the Yusukes said from Kuramas' laps. "Tr' yourshelf if you think it'sh shoo easy."

Hiei was drunk. Perhaps even very much so. He might even- scratch that, he *knew* he would regret this come the morning. But Hiei never backed out of a challenge. Especially if he was drunk. Which, according to the evidence in the form of three Kuramas, he was.

Besides, he could *so* jump on the table and slice the apple Kuwabara'd throw. He could. Even if he was drunk.

Hiei concentrated. Only one of the tables was really there. The trick was to find out which one. Right, that one wobbled less than the others and when Hiei squinted, he saw that the shadow was darkest under it.

Success! Now the apple. This was easy, drunk or not.

"'Tsh not fairy!" the Yusukes protested, waving their hands and almost hitting the Kuramas on the heads. The neat pieces landed on the table. "You shlished more air than applessh!"

The trick was to slice everything, real or not.

Right. Naruto, like you didn't know what I've been doing. That, and exams, and damn spring which makes my hormones go insane and not in the way one would think. *gloomy*, and so easily distracted and absent-minded.

But never mind that, let's concentrate on Naruto which is awesome. The plot, the characters, the fics, the pretty pretty fanart, the whole damn thing. Mind you, I've only read the manga so I'm not familiar with the filler episodes of anime. Though I did manage to download the movie of the princess, and the four-leaved clover episode. With subtitles, so YAY, I understand what they say!

Incidentally, is there anyone who could tell how much of the manga is left out of the anime, and how much the characters change in the latter? Cool and shiny new powers, character backgrounds..? Whatever I might write will be based on the manga (mostly), and I'd like to know when I could accidentally shove spoilers down your throats. People could do with a warning or two.

I suspect this could be even funnier than the whole YYH thing (if that's possible) because the amount of possible 'ships and three-somes is almost ridiculous. And there're even het 'ships I could like. *shockgaspsurprise* Of course, we should consider that this is me who we're talking about. I'm all too happy to ignore classic YYH 'ships like Yusuke/Keiko and Kuwabara/Yukina in favor of Sakyo/Shizuru and Toguro/Genkai. Too bad I can't find fics of them, at least none worth reading. But yes, no Sasuke/Sakura for me, at least not without Naruto to balance them. Neji/Hinata and Shikamaru/Temari, however... And obviously  the Great Gay which, honestly, lurks around every corner. It's probably unhealthy to be this gleeful and surrounded by pr0n.

The drabbles, yes, experiments to see whether I really can write Naruto fics or not and if I can, are they any good. And if I can still write with limited number of letters. It's much more difficult than one would think.

One of Hinata and Neji, and one of Gaara who is the new Angsty and Pretty Plaything. A bit like Hiei but crueler. *cheers*

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...yes, my ability to name ficlets truly is phenomenal. Not to mention the grief of writing a simple summary. Which reminds me; anyone who can suggest a working summary for Need, as a one fic, will get a drabble of her choice (as long as I know the fandom and characters, of course).

I wrote this for hp100 but forgot to post it. Then again, I'm not sure if it would've been qualified since it has only OCs.


Title: Silly Picture
Rating: PG
Challenge: Dark Mark

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