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viridian_magpie and I were talking about slang expressions some time ago, and by talking I mean "ahahahahaaa, it sounds so innocent but it isn't!"
Title: Spank It!
Rating: PG?
Disclaimer: Saiyuki © Kazuya Minekura
Summary: In which Goku is young and innocent, and Sanzo is pretty much doomed. Gen.
“Saaaaanzoooo! Heeeeelp!”
What had he done to deserve this? Sanzo pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed when the source of his misery dashed into the room.
“Saaaaanzoooo!”
“What?” Sanzo snapped. “What is it now?”
“Save me!”
“From what?”
“Gojyo! He said... He said…” Goku sniffed and looked up to him with his big, stupid, sad eyes while his grimy little fingers clutched the formerly pristine white robe. “He said he was going to spank me!”
“And how did you come to that conclusion?” No matter how idiotic the kappa was, he wouldn’t do such things to a child. Well, not unless Goku would fight back.
“He told to Hakkai that if he didn’t find any birds tonight, he was going to spank the monkey!”
During the next few seconds Sanzo realized three things: he had obviously massacred the people of some monastery in his past life, someone had to tell Goku what euphemisms meant, and someone had to give him the Talk.
Sanzo had a horrible suspicion that that someone was him.
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A/N: Spank the monkey = masturbate, in case you didn't know.
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~Angel