Oh, you knew I'd do this.

[darlingfox]

aedictus and her ponies... and her little dog, too.

Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi


Hooves.

He had fucking hooves.

Nightmares were somewhat annoying but right now would've been a perfect moment to be in one, Hiei pondered gloomily and observed Yusuke and Kuwabara from the table. They hadn't moved for several minutes and the wheezing had ceased, too. Perhaps they were dead, Hiei thought and brightened up. Would serve them right, the laughing bastards.

And when Hiei'd get his hoo-- hands, damn it, hands! - on the one who'd done this, the fucker would hope he'd never been born.

Well, at least he wasn't alone in this. Though the situation wasn't made any better by Kurama's snickering. What the hell was so funny anyway? They were plastic ponies for gods' sake and if Kuwabara was to be believed, Hiei had a heart-shaped Jagan on his forehead and a gleeful dragon on his ass.

Great, just... great.

And Kurama had the nerve to be cute, too.