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aedictus1. I'll even write it one day, hopefully soon. But for now, the last part of this.
1Why am I even talking with her since I can't seem to get away without saying something foolish and/or gettingnaughty ideas? Maybe she hypnotises me. I certainly wouldn't put it past her.
aedictus1. I'll even write it one day, hopefully soon. But for now, the last part of this.1Why am I even talking with her since I can't seem to get away without saying something foolish and/or getting
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YYH drabble: drunken!Hiei
Apr. 9th, 2006 01:38 amThis is a companion piece for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
viridian_magpie's drunken!Yusuke drabble. I blame her and aedictus, who is a persistant leech. *glare*
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"'Tsh your turn," the Yusukes said from Kuramas' laps. "Tr' yourshelf if you think it'sh shoo easy."
Hiei was drunk. Perhaps even very much so. He might even- scratch that, he *knew* he would regret this come the morning. But Hiei never backed out of a challenge. Especially if he was drunk. Which, according to the evidence in the form of three Kuramas, he was.
Besides, he could *so* jump on the table and slice the apple Kuwabara'd throw. He could. Even if he was drunk.
Hiei concentrated. Only one of the tables was really there. The trick was to find out which one. Right, that one wobbled less than the others and when Hiei squinted, he saw that the shadow was darkest under it.
Success! Now the apple. This was easy, drunk or not.
"'Tsh not fairy!" the Yusukes protested, waving their hands and almost hitting the Kuramas on the heads. The neat pieces landed on the table. "You shlished more air than applessh!"
The trick was to slice everything, real or not.
viridian_magpie's drunken!Yusuke drabble. I blame her and aedictus, who is a persistant leech. *glare*Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
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"'Tsh your turn," the Yusukes said from Kuramas' laps. "Tr' yourshelf if you think it'sh shoo easy."
Hiei was drunk. Perhaps even very much so. He might even- scratch that, he *knew* he would regret this come the morning. But Hiei never backed out of a challenge. Especially if he was drunk. Which, according to the evidence in the form of three Kuramas, he was.
Besides, he could *so* jump on the table and slice the apple Kuwabara'd throw. He could. Even if he was drunk.
Hiei concentrated. Only one of the tables was really there. The trick was to find out which one. Right, that one wobbled less than the others and when Hiei squinted, he saw that the shadow was darkest under it.
Success! Now the apple. This was easy, drunk or not.
"'Tsh not fairy!" the Yusukes protested, waving their hands and almost hitting the Kuramas on the heads. The neat pieces landed on the table. "You shlished more air than applessh!"
The trick was to slice everything, real or not.
I've scribbled a few short (and strange) things when I needed to think something else than real life. As always, feel free to nitpick.
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
Ha, I never thought I'd manage to include two screaming clichés in such a short ficlet. Maybe I should try with three next. *ponders*
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
Ha, I never thought I'd manage to include two screaming clichés in such a short ficlet. Maybe I should try with three next. *ponders*
Oh, you knew I'd do this.
Mar. 20th, 2006 11:05 pmaedictus and her ponies... and her little dog, too.Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
Hooves.
He had fucking hooves.
Nightmares were somewhat annoying but right now would've been a perfect moment to be in one, Hiei pondered gloomily and observed Yusuke and Kuwabara from the table. They hadn't moved for several minutes and the wheezing had ceased, too. Perhaps they were dead, Hiei thought and brightened up. Would serve them right, the laughing bastards.
And when Hiei'd get his hoo-- hands, damn it, hands! - on the one who'd done this, the fucker would hope he'd never been born.
Well, at least he wasn't alone in this. Though the situation wasn't made any better by Kurama's snickering. What the hell was so funny anyway? They were plastic ponies for gods' sake and if Kuwabara was to be believed, Hiei had a heart-shaped Jagan on his forehead and a gleeful dragon on his ass.
Great, just... great.
And Kurama had the nerve to be cute, too.
14 YYH icons
Jan. 28th, 2006 09:42 pmSo blueutopiah shared pretty pics by Toshimi Arina with us some time ago, and I just had to make icons. *g*
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blueutopiah shared pretty pics by Toshimi Arina with us some time ago, and I just had to make icons. *g*( Icons )
