Where have all the smutty ideas gone and where are all the kinks?

I can't believe that I can't write for simple prompts. ;__; Not even if they're smutty prompts for the aforementioned Bleach kink meme. It's not that I can't write, just that hello, missing the point of the meme!

Example #1: Ok, technically it has everything the requester wants. Except that it's mostly crack and there's not much sex happening.

Example #2: Two pages, WIP and no actual sex. WHAT. Why is it so long? Why am I thinking about backstory and motivations? except that the request sort of needed some of that Also, stop being so nice(ish), Grimmjow, it's creeping me out. I'm not sure if I'll even finish this one.

Example #3: ( This might be a bit spoilerish. Or plain creepy if you haven't read chapter... 290 or so. )