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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I bought porn for _chibikoneko_ (-10 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, epicyclical (-5000 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole aedictus's purse (30 points). In July I gave blueutopiah a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4970 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, darlingfox

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A spanking? I always suspected there was something wrong with Santa with him burgling houses once a year and sending small men to spy children. *g*