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[darlingfox]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I bought porn for _chibikoneko_ (-10 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, epicyclical (-5000 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole aedictus's purse (30 points). In July I gave blueutopiah a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4970 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, darlingfox

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A spanking? I always suspected there was something wrong with Santa with him burgling houses once a year and sending small men to spy children. *g*

Comments

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

*lips twitch* this provides ample inspiration for fic writing, you know. ... a spanked fox. :-D

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

*mental image is killing*

Write!

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

hmm, you know you could do it yourself. You started with it. :-D

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's obviously the Santa who wants to spank a fox. And he didn't even specify which one. *g*

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

mental picture: Santa Clause spanking Kurama. ... ngk

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

*dead*

But I'm slightly consoled by the fact that the pervert Santa will meet a sudden and fiery death soon enough.

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

another mental image: santa in his sled going reeeeaaaal fast because his butt is burning.

(it comes from that stupid joke: two birds are passed by an airplane.
bird 1: wow, that bird is going fast.
bird 2: you'd be fast too if your ass was on fire.)

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

*g*

I'm suddenly reminded of GO and the mention of Adam and Santa's fate.

[(Anonymous)]

*stares at lj background*

...

*wide grin*

that's beyond cute.

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

(that was me)

[chatona.livejournal.com]

You bought me porn? And I never got to see those... What did you do with them? Huh?

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

*cough* Kept them, of course. *cough* *g*

[chatona.livejournal.com]

Hmph... Someones buys me porn and keeps them. Is life fair?