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Because these amused aedictus almost too much. I do think there are others but I don't have the links.

mistful does:

• Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
  PALPATINE: Good job, you magnificent specimen of manhood, you. Now let's ditch Obi-Wan and run away to - Escape. I mean, escape.
  ANAKIN: You must be joking. That's Ewan McGregor you're talking about. Even with the facial hair, he's really dashing.
  
• Prisoner of Azkaban
  DRACO: And you never answered any of my letters all summer.
  HARRY: Stalking is a criminal offence, you know.
  DRACO: We're in my legally erratic world now, bitch boy.
• Goblet of Fire
  HERMIONE: What were you dreaming about, Harry?
  HARRY: Uh... dark, intense, leather-clad men.
  HERMIONE: Just the usual, then. Wake up, Ronald!
• Troy
  PRIAM: Let's storm the beaches and crush the Grecian swine!
  TROJAN ELDERS: Yay!
  HECTOR: Or we could stay behind our super-safe walls and live.
  PRIAM: Why you talk to me this way, Hector? You know the bad logic hurts daddy's brain.
  

That being said and hopefully made you at least snicker, the official summer holiday begins right... about... NOW.