YYH drabble: drunken!Hiei
Apr. 9th, 2006 01:38 amThis is a companion piece for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
viridian_magpie's drunken!Yusuke drabble. I blame her and aedictus, who is a persistant leech. *glare*
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
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"'Tsh your turn," the Yusukes said from Kuramas' laps. "Tr' yourshelf if you think it'sh shoo easy."
Hiei was drunk. Perhaps even very much so. He might even- scratch that, he *knew* he would regret this come the morning. But Hiei never backed out of a challenge. Especially if he was drunk. Which, according to the evidence in the form of three Kuramas, he was.
Besides, he could *so* jump on the table and slice the apple Kuwabara'd throw. He could. Even if he was drunk.
Hiei concentrated. Only one of the tables was really there. The trick was to find out which one. Right, that one wobbled less than the others and when Hiei squinted, he saw that the shadow was darkest under it.
Success! Now the apple. This was easy, drunk or not.
"'Tsh not fairy!" the Yusukes protested, waving their hands and almost hitting the Kuramas on the heads. The neat pieces landed on the table. "You shlished more air than applessh!"
The trick was to slice everything, real or not.
viridian_magpie's drunken!Yusuke drabble. I blame her and aedictus, who is a persistant leech. *glare*Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
***
"'Tsh your turn," the Yusukes said from Kuramas' laps. "Tr' yourshelf if you think it'sh shoo easy."
Hiei was drunk. Perhaps even very much so. He might even- scratch that, he *knew* he would regret this come the morning. But Hiei never backed out of a challenge. Especially if he was drunk. Which, according to the evidence in the form of three Kuramas, he was.
Besides, he could *so* jump on the table and slice the apple Kuwabara'd throw. He could. Even if he was drunk.
Hiei concentrated. Only one of the tables was really there. The trick was to find out which one. Right, that one wobbled less than the others and when Hiei squinted, he saw that the shadow was darkest under it.
Success! Now the apple. This was easy, drunk or not.
"'Tsh not fairy!" the Yusukes protested, waving their hands and almost hitting the Kuramas on the heads. The neat pieces landed on the table. "You shlished more air than applessh!"
The trick was to slice everything, real or not.
