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darlingfox) wrote2006-09-04 05:15 pm
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naruto100 and wrote a drabble. And why am I thinking about Orochimaru/Kabuto? What is wrong with me?
Five things Hiei said when he found Kurama trying on an evening gown:
1 - “Again?”
2 - “Either the gown goes, or I do.”
3 - “Kurama… You should know better by now; no one older than ten looks good in pink.”
4 - “It’s not that ohgods I’m complaining. Hnggggh! Just do me pleasepleaseplease a favour and don’t go out like thaaaaaaaaa…”
5 - “Of course you do. Really beautiful, just like your mother did. Yes, it was hers, you’re right. Now please, could you put down the knife? Thank you.”
Five things Kurama can do that will (more or less) immediately make Hiei uke: 2 - The trick with his tongue and a cactus. He refuses to reveal it on the grounds of a professional (the botanist kind, not a hooker) secret, and Hiei will never, ever talk about it. 3 - Simply tie him to the bed. Who cares if Hiei likes it or not? 4 - Promise to jerk off in Yomi's bathroom while Hiei is talking with him in the next room. Hiei gets his kicks from the strangest things.
5 - Warp reality.
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Boy´s comming in by the window and next thing he sees is the ceiling.
FOR THE WIN...Holy crap that made me laugh.
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