It's Special Trainwreck time!

[darlingfox]

I've stored the most brain breaking wanks under that on journalfen.

So, you remember the guy who has the stallion mentality? Yes, the one who has both a human girlfriend and a horse. And by having a horse I mean fucking it and, apparently, believing that she's pregnant with his child. I try to refrain from thinking about that too much because I can feel my brains leaking out of my ears.

But, it's time to send him our congratulations! The happy couple got married some time ago! That wouldn't have been so bad (I mean, after the first post, what would be?) if there wouldn't be a photo of the bride. All this time I'd been thinking "well, at least she's a big horse". Except not: the bride is one of those tiny mini ponies. Also, a picture of him kissing her. Ewwwwwwww doesn't quite cover it.

Where does the human girl fit in this, you might ask. She doesn't. You would've thought that she finally realized that her boyfriend is fucking a wee pony, took her child (a human one) and ran away screaming. No such luck in this soap opera. He, the one who fucks anything with legs and/or hooves, didn't want that the girlfriend would see another (human) guy. They had a fight and he all but threw her out. The horsey is better because she doesn't argue with her or sleep around (the child is totally a human-pony hybrid!). To make matters even more horrifying interesting, it appears that it isn't only bestiality, it's incest bestiality.


After (re)reading that, I think I need alcohol something to bleach my brains. Something stupid and dramatic but essentially harmless. Preferably with pretty people. I'm so lucky that America's Next Top Model (season 5) begins in ten minutes and after that, it's time for Supernatural. Thank you so very much for recommending that, chatona! Though I'm not entirely sure if I should say that, seeing how I'm now happily imagining Sam and Dean doing it in their car.

Comments

[chatona.livejournal.com]

Supernatural! I need to think of Sam and Dean doing it in their car or on any other available surface to lessen the damage your post and me clickin' on the damn links did to my brain *cries*

Well. You're not alone in the fandom. And I did warn you that it was all about Sam/Dean in the end. Your fault you didn't listen to me. I did warn you *looks smug*

[chatona.livejournal.com]

Actually, which episodes did you watch? Or, which did you not watch? I need to squee with you! *bounces*

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

I've only seen the first 10 episodes of season two, but I'm currently trying to download the first season. *glares at the torrents* And I'm thinking that I'll download the rest of season two, too. Impatient? Who, me?

Yesterday's episode was Hunted (a good episode, too, with tasty wincest sauce. *grin*). I think we're only five or so episodes behind which is practically a miracle.

[chatona.livejournal.com]

Oh, I liked Hunted :D Actually, I love pretty much all of it. You should definitely watch Hell House *giggles* It's very.... shiney. Yes. It's shiney. And amusing.

I ♥ Supernatural.

[moshesque.livejournal.com]

My head has broken. *bleaches brain*

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

*offers more bleach* One bottle is not enough for this.

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

Heee. You've jumped onto the SPN bandwaggon, too! (Welcome to the dark side, we have wincest)

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist the pretty and incesty it any longer! Now I just need to download the episodes from the beginning: I've only seen 10 episodes of the second season because I wasn't smart enough to watch the first season when it was on TV.

Not that it prevented me from reading episode summaries and then raiding crack_van's memories...

[chatona.livejournal.com]

*bounces* I didn't know you watched it, too :D

[blueutopiah.livejournal.com]

America's Next Top Model is strangely addicting. And funny.

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

We all watch it for the Drama (it deserves a capital). The bitching will never, ever stop being funny.