This beats even the "I married Snape on an astral plane" wank.

[darlingfox]

NOT BRAIN-SAFE. SERIOUSLY.

On one hand, that's possibly the best wank ever. On the other hand, ohdeargodnothecrazyitburns. I mean, WHAT? The mind, it does indeed boggle.

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[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

His "wife"? A horse. will haunt me forever...