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You know when they mention manna in the Bible? They obviously meant chocolate. Mmmm, a rain of chocolate....

I just browsed through the (raw) chapter 310 of Naruto and all I'm saying is: THAT'S IT?!? Fuck you, Kishimoto! Fuck you sideways with a cactus.

I *liked* the Rescue Gaara arc. It had character development and characters we knew, and Important Revelations and a kick-ass Sakura.

Then came the ~~Molest~~ Go After Sasuke arc and chapter 310. Talk about anticlimax.

We got tons of glimpses of Sasuke who, in the end, looks much like he always did but is dressed like a pirate and/or Orochimaru's little boytoy. His clothes scream Easy Access and Gay For Everyone. Oh, cool, he can do a whole-body Chidori now. Colour me surprised. And he has an obligatory Phallic Object, too. And he can get inside Naruto's ~~pants~~ head. That's something I'd have liked to see more.

Incidentally, Kyuubi looks like a bubblebath from Hell.

And Sakura? Why couldn't she hit Sasuke? Why, oh why, was she useless? Again.

We got Sai who could've been a new and ev0l villain but no. Naruto's Jesus powers are getting ridiculous. WTF is this "New Team 7" shit Kishimoto is feeding to us?

Speaking of that, Yamato. He isn't a bad character, I might even sort of like him. But there better be a damn good explanation for his existence (other than the one we know) because WHERE IS KAKASHI? KAKASHI IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN YAMATO. KAKASHI I COOLER THAN A WINTER IN FINLAND AND I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IS KISHIMOTO TRYING TO IGNORE KAKASHI LIKE HE DID WITH IRUKA?

WILL HE IGNORE EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN IMPORTANT TO NARUTO AND THE PLOT BECAUSE HE WANTS MORE PENIS JOKES?

See what you made me do, Kishimoto? The Caplocks of Rage!

*waits for a new arc*
Speaking of Naruto, see Croik's priceless GIF. Go on, watch it even if you don't like/haven't seen Naruto. You'll get it. There's no way you wouldn't. *grins

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Holy crap...that GIF. It was enjoyed muchly by me and the bf. Neji's expression was priceless.

I've watched it... I don't know how many times and it's *always* funny.

Heee, you're back! ...I hope. I was beginning to wonder but wasn't fast enough to be the first one to say it aloud. And I'm so glad to hear that you, too, liked Saiyuki. *g* I've been trying to explain to

aedictus that it isn't *all* about pretties but I don't think she believes me. Ah well, it's a matter of tastes and there's no fighting over that.

Yeah, I'm back, guard your internet. If you see my latest entry, I gushed like mad over Saiyuki. SO LOVIN' IT.

The thing about Saiyuki is it's not just about the prettehs. I mean, it could ride alone on the prettehness, but the plot, the spiritual and life concepts, and the animation are all mindblowing.

I need to find dirty pictures of them now.