darlingfox | YYH ficlet. Or something like that.

Notice how I am currently reading about the development of town planning in the ancient Greek. Joy.

Also, there's a bee in my bathroom.

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This list was inspired by this GW fic (or something like that); the idea was too amusing to waste. I don't remember which parts were

viridian_magpie's ideas but I know some of them were. Feel free to say if there's something you think should be added.

Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi

Action Figures

Hiei:

Talking Dolls

”Mommy! It doesn’t work!”
”See, honey? It says you have to have at least one other doll for it to speak.”

“What is this?”
“A Hiei-doll. Maria wanted one and now she’s a bit disappointed she didn’t choose Kurama.”
“Why? It seems fine enough.”
“It only says `Hn´ no matter what we do.”

“Customer service, how can we help you?”
“This concerns the Hiei-doll. It keeps insulting the doll of my son’s friend.”
“The Kuwabara one? Yes, we did warn about that in the box. You’ll need to have a Yukina in the same room and then Hiei’ll shut up.”

The Fight Mechanism

“Nelly, why are you crying?”
“Maria burned my Barbie!”
“What? Maria!”
“I was just testing Hiei…”

“Mommy, look out!”
”…Kokuryuha!”
“Oh my god! Take the dragon off my leg right now!”

“Daddy! I didn’t do anything and Hiei cut me!”

Special Features

“Why do you want that? It’s smaller than the others.”
“But Hiei’s shirts come off just like that. And it has a third eye.”
“That’s it, you won’t be getting one until you’re eighteen.”

The Makai Hiei:

“I swear it’s staring at me…”

Post Fight Hiei

Comes with shredded clothes, a hibernation mode and fake blood.
Kurama and bandages sold separately.

Actions + Attachements

Comes with three swords. More sold separately.
Comes with bandages and a head-band.
Comes with red and black flames.
Comes with a dragon tattoo. Disappears in warm water.
A black dragon sold separately.
A self-destructive shirt. More sold separately.
Sword-fighting action.
Incredible Speed action.
Keeping Secrets action.
Yukina and Mukuro sold separately.

Kurama:

Talking Dolls

“Rose whip? No son of mine gets a sissy doll! Choose something else.”

“Mommy, something’s wrong!”
“What is it, honey?”
“It says it’s Minamino Shuuichi.”

"Momma, it says I mustn't buy the grandma if I'm under 18."

The Fight Mechanism

“Why does it smell like roses here?”
“Andy played with Kurama again.”

“It’s just standing there!”
“Yeah. No fun at all.”
*explosion of plants*
“Holy shit!”

Special Features

“No. You just got a new Barbie and that’s enough.”
“But Kurama is prettier…”

Youko Kurama:

“For your own child?”
“Er, yes. To my daughter. Yes.*cough*”

Comes with a smoke-bomb.

Post Fight Kurama

Is still clothed.
Comes with fake blood and cuts.
New seeds and plants sold separately.

Actions + Attachements

Comes with a whip and rose petals.
Comes with bandages.
Can’t fight hand-to-hand combat.
Chinese outfits sold separately.
Fruit of Past Life sold separately.
Angst action.
Self-sacrificing action.
Thief action. Works with both Kurama and Youko Kurama.
Shiori, Kuronue and Yomi sold separately.
Please notice that the underwear can not be removed.

Yusuke:

Talking Dolls

“Daddy! It said a bad word! Twice.”

“You know, I think I made a mistake when I bought this for Mark.”
“Why? They’re quite popular so there has to be something right in them.”
“I meant the Yusuke doll. He says “what” more than Mark does.”

“Mommy! Yusuke made Kathy cry!”
“For heaven’s sake, you’re nineteen. It’s just a doll.”
“Yes but… *sniff* …the pre-match speak… *sniff*”

The Fight Mechanism

“But why doesn’t it say something!”
“It says a lot!”
“Well, it shouldn’t when it’s being beaten to death!”

“Hiei and Kuwabara have swords and Kurama has a whip. What about Yusuke?”
“Well, his skull is harder than rock for starters…”

Special Features

If you’re playing the Dark Tournament Saga, Yusuke won’t wake up until the first round is almost over.

“Mommy! Yusuke peeked under Keiko’s skirt again!”
“Give it here. What do they sell to children these days…”

Youkai Yusuke:

“Dad? Can I get a tattoo?”

Possessed by Raizen action. Works only once.

Post Fight Yusuke

"Momma, it won't listen to what I say."
"But child, it says here you have to pull the algae out of its ears first."
"Eeew!"

Actions + Attachements

Comes with sleek or bushy hair. Hair is removable and thus the style can be changed.
Comes with five Rei Gun balls. More sold separately. Batteries for the balls sold separately.
Comes with either a green school uniform or jeans and a T-shirt.
More street clothes sold separately.
Spirit Cuffs sold separately.
Youkai Yusuke comes with tattoos and long hair.
Saving Children action.
Revival action.
Picking a Fight action.
Keiko, Atsuko and Puu sold separately.

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