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darlingfox) wrote2006-09-21 02:39 pm
YYH ficlet. Or something like that.
Also, there's a bee in my bathroom.
This list was inspired by this GW fic (or something like that); the idea was too amusing to waste. I don't remember which parts were
viridian_magpie's ideas but I know some of them were. Feel free to say if there's something you think should be added.Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
Hiei:
”See, honey? It says you have to have at least one other doll for it to speak.”
“A Hiei-doll. Maria wanted one and now she’s a bit disappointed she didn’t choose Kurama.”
“Why? It seems fine enough.”
“It only says `Hn´ no matter what we do.”
“Customer service, how can we help you?”
“This concerns the Hiei-doll. It keeps insulting the doll of my son’s friend.”
“The Kuwabara one? Yes, we did warn about that in the box. You’ll need to have a Yukina in the same room and then Hiei’ll shut up.”
The Fight Mechanism
“Maria burned my Barbie!”
“What? Maria!”
“I was just testing Hiei…”
”…Kokuryuha!”
“Oh my god! Take the dragon off my leg right now!”
“But Hiei’s shirts come off just like that. And it has a third eye.”
“That’s it, you won’t be getting one until you’re eighteen.”
Kurama and bandages sold separately.
Actions + Attachements
Comes with bandages and a head-band.
Comes with red and black flames.
Comes with a dragon tattoo. Disappears in warm water.
A black dragon sold separately.
A self-destructive shirt. More sold separately.
Sword-fighting action.
Incredible Speed action.
Keeping Secrets action.
Yukina and Mukuro sold separately.
Kurama:
“What is it, honey?”
“It says it’s Minamino Shuuichi.”
“Andy played with Kurama again.”
“Yeah. No fun at all.”
*explosion of plants*
“Holy shit!”
Special Features
“But Kurama is prettier…”
“Er, yes. To my daughter. Yes.*cough*”
Comes with fake blood and cuts.
New seeds and plants sold separately.
Comes with bandages.
Can’t fight hand-to-hand combat.
Chinese outfits sold separately.
Fruit of Past Life sold separately.
Angst action.
Self-sacrificing action.
Thief action. Works with both Kurama and Youko Kurama.
Shiori, Kuronue and Yomi sold separately.
Please notice that the underwear can not be removed.
Yusuke:
“Daddy! It said a bad word! Twice.”
“Why? They’re quite popular so there has to be something right in them.”
“I meant the Yusuke doll. He says “what” more than Mark does.”
“Mommy! Yusuke made Kathy cry!”
“For heaven’s sake, you’re nineteen. It’s just a doll.”
“Yes but… *sniff* …the pre-match speak… *sniff*”
“It says a lot!”
“Well, it shouldn’t when it’s being beaten to death!”
“Well, his skull is harder than rock for starters…”
“Give it here. What do they sell to children these days…”
Possessed by Raizen action. Works only once.
Post Fight Yusuke
"But child, it says here you have to pull the algae out of its ears first."
"Eeew!"
Actions + Attachements
Comes with sleek or bushy hair. Hair is removable and thus the style can be changed.
Comes with five Rei Gun balls. More sold separately. Batteries for the balls sold separately.
Comes with either a green school uniform or jeans and a T-shirt.
More street clothes sold separately.
Spirit Cuffs sold separately.
Youkai Yusuke comes with tattoos and long hair.
Saving Children action.
Revival action.
Picking a Fight action.
Keiko, Atsuko and Puu sold separately.
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