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darlingfox) wrote2005-12-06 09:24 pm
darlingfox) wrote2005-12-06 09:24 pm
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[Yu Yu Hakusho] Bite Me, Bite You | Hiei/Kurama | PG-13
I read a long YYH fic yesterday and now I'm suspecting that I'm a masochist because I didn't even like it that much. *shakes head* After torture, virgin!Hiei, torture, tolerant!Shiori, torture, homophobic!Hatanaka, torture, OOC behaviour and even more torture, Hiei and Kurama became engaged in the human way and then proceeded to mate for life. However, it did inspire another crack-ish ficlet.
This is my take of how the mating could happen. *g*
Title: Bite Me, Bite You
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi. All characters depicted in sexual situations are fictional and are above the age of eighteen, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Warnings: fluff, blood and sex are mentioned, H/K, crack
Summary: The requirements for the mating turned out to be a little bit problematic.
"The hell you will," Hiei growled and backed against the headboard. "I take it back if that’s required."
"But Hiei," Kurama whined and crawled closer, pausing momentarily to kick a wrinkled sheet off his leg. "I wish for it and you said that you agree with me."
"That was before that particular detail. And don’t come any closer!" Hiei warned and eyed Kurama suspiciously. "No touching until this is sorted out."
"What’s there to sort out? You said you want me and I most definitely want and love you." Suddenly Kurama’s eyes were full of tears. "Don’t you love me anymore?"
"Have you hit your head recently?" Hiei reviewed the past few days in his head and the answer was negative. Damn. "You will not bite me."
"But that’s what it takes to mate for life," Kurama explained again. "There has to be biting involved. Blood too, but you don’t seem to have a problem with that."
"I’m a demon, you idiot," Hiei snapped. "Of course I don’t have a problem with blood. I do, however, have problems with letting someone sink his teeth into me."
"It’s barely a nibble!"
"A nibble you won’t be giving!"
Kurama pouted. "You’re being unreasonable. I’m not going to eat you, just draw blood. Only a little bit!" he added when Hiei’s expression darkened.
"Then let me bite you," Hiei suggested sleekly and continued, "You’re always happy enough when I do that anyway. What’s the problem this time?"
The answer was a silence and to Hiei’s astonishment, Kurama blushed abruptly and looked extremely embarrassed.
"Are you telling me you didn’t even think that you wouldn’t have to bite?" Hiei blinked. "What crack were you on while you read that book?"
"Nothing," Kurama said defensively. "The author just said that the dominant should bite and that both should consume blood."
"The bleeding is easily arranged. This hasn’t healed yet." Hiei fingered a scratch on his shoulder. Kurama really should shorten his nails soon. "But tell me, and I’m asking this just out of morbid curiosity, where did you get the idea that I am somehow submissive to you?"
"Well, the author said that the taller and older one is typically the dominant. She also said that the dominant has usually some sort of a secret and a dark and angsty past, and that he’s always the physically stronger one. And mentally too, come to think of it..." Kurama trailed off. "You’re right. Maybe there was something in that tea I drank."
"See? That didn't take long." Hiei relaxed and beckoned to Kurama. "Now come here and I’ll bite you somewhere your mother won’t see it, let you lick some blood and then we can have another round of mind-blowing sex."
"I like the way you think." Kurama smiled brightly and reached out to stroke Hiei’s chest. "So practical."
"Someone has to be. And for the record, I do love you."
This is my take of how the mating could happen. *g*
Title: Bite Me, Bite You
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi. All characters depicted in sexual situations are fictional and are above the age of eighteen, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Warnings: fluff, blood and sex are mentioned, H/K, crack
Summary: The requirements for the mating turned out to be a little bit problematic.
"The hell you will," Hiei growled and backed against the headboard. "I take it back if that’s required."
"But Hiei," Kurama whined and crawled closer, pausing momentarily to kick a wrinkled sheet off his leg. "I wish for it and you said that you agree with me."
"That was before that particular detail. And don’t come any closer!" Hiei warned and eyed Kurama suspiciously. "No touching until this is sorted out."
"What’s there to sort out? You said you want me and I most definitely want and love you." Suddenly Kurama’s eyes were full of tears. "Don’t you love me anymore?"
"Have you hit your head recently?" Hiei reviewed the past few days in his head and the answer was negative. Damn. "You will not bite me."
"But that’s what it takes to mate for life," Kurama explained again. "There has to be biting involved. Blood too, but you don’t seem to have a problem with that."
"I’m a demon, you idiot," Hiei snapped. "Of course I don’t have a problem with blood. I do, however, have problems with letting someone sink his teeth into me."
"It’s barely a nibble!"
"A nibble you won’t be giving!"
Kurama pouted. "You’re being unreasonable. I’m not going to eat you, just draw blood. Only a little bit!" he added when Hiei’s expression darkened.
"Then let me bite you," Hiei suggested sleekly and continued, "You’re always happy enough when I do that anyway. What’s the problem this time?"
The answer was a silence and to Hiei’s astonishment, Kurama blushed abruptly and looked extremely embarrassed.
"Are you telling me you didn’t even think that you wouldn’t have to bite?" Hiei blinked. "What crack were you on while you read that book?"
"Nothing," Kurama said defensively. "The author just said that the dominant should bite and that both should consume blood."
"The bleeding is easily arranged. This hasn’t healed yet." Hiei fingered a scratch on his shoulder. Kurama really should shorten his nails soon. "But tell me, and I’m asking this just out of morbid curiosity, where did you get the idea that I am somehow submissive to you?"
"Well, the author said that the taller and older one is typically the dominant. She also said that the dominant has usually some sort of a secret and a dark and angsty past, and that he’s always the physically stronger one. And mentally too, come to think of it..." Kurama trailed off. "You’re right. Maybe there was something in that tea I drank."
"See? That didn't take long." Hiei relaxed and beckoned to Kurama. "Now come here and I’ll bite you somewhere your mother won’t see it, let you lick some blood and then we can have another round of mind-blowing sex."
"I like the way you think." Kurama smiled brightly and reached out to stroke Hiei’s chest. "So practical."
"Someone has to be. And for the record, I do love you."
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*is giggling like woah*
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The fluff was a surprise to me too, though.
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ehm..... yes.
at least someone with enough common sense to notice that not everything can go perfectly fine in happy-fanfic-world *jumps around happily*
oh, and "awww" *repeats after viridian_magpie*
~ Koneko
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Glad to hear you liked it!
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Liked it very much!