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[darlingfox]

Things like these make me appreciate the fact that I don't live in USA. I bet we would die of a collective shame if our president would ever say something as stupid as those quotes.

"After all, Europe is America's closest ally."

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I'm having a tiny problem with a smutlet I'm writing. Hiei and Kurama just. won't. shut. up. They should be doing the nasty like [a species of you choice] in heat and they want to talk. We had talking, then we had a moment of kinky smut and now they are talking again. *headdesk* I just knew they should've been naked from the beginning...

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[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

http://www.zen-style.com/world/

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regarding the smut: *snorts* don't complain, at least you've gotten that far. I have pieces of The Plague 2 lying around and well, Kurama just stands there. Without moving. At all. *groans*

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

That hurt. What crack are those people smoking? And where can I get it? Because if one can see both Oz and Utopia on a map, it might be worth trying.

*eyes are bleeding*

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What should he be doing? Apart from looking pretty? *g*

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

my thoughts, too.

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he should be undressing Hiei. *glares at fox*

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

*rereads*

ack, that's ambiguous.

*glares at fox*
I meant Kurama, not you.

[aedictus.livejournal.com]

Kurama: *glares back?*

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

Nope.

Kurama: *keeps staring at Hiei, dumbfounded*
Hiei: *looks sexy in Plague outfit*
Kurama: *stares, stares, stares, stares, stares, ...*

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

Depends on your Hiei, of course, but if Kurama doesn't move, I'd say Hiei would either leave or take matters on his own hands. pun very much intended

It just occurred to me: how does Hiei remove his coat? There can't be a zipper or buttons on the front because they would tear off when he does his customary strip. And can he hold something on his hands while taking it off?

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

*sighs* that's just it. Hiei tries to act the part of shy, little girl. (as much as it is possible for him anyway).

*ponders* maybe there's a little ... damn can't think of the word (the only one I can think of is lace and that's NOT it)... string (that's it!) on the inside of the cloak. Two strings, one on each side of the cloak and he binds them together. So when he has to remove the cloak he only opens the loop and voila!

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

Well, he could always stalk mince to Kurama and look at him with his wide eyes and... er, say something shy and little-girly? Touch Kurama with curious little fingers which are in no way seductive but confused? And shy. Definitely shy.

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That would explain it.