One True Pairing Ship: Minato/Kakashi (I know, I know, it makes no sense whatsoever...)
Canon Ship: Shikamaru/Temari, Jiraiya/Tsunade (if those don't count, Kakashi/his porn novels XD)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Sasuke/Sakura (she's way too good for him)
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Kabuto/Hinata
"I dabble a little" Ship: Naruto/Sai (but really, there are so many of these)
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Suigetsu/Karin
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Naruto/Sakura, also Kakashi/Naruto
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Kakashi/Iruka
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Kakuzu/Hidan