Guy A: "There should be Orochimaru."
Guy B: "We can have him be after Sasuke's body."
Guy A: "We can't do it, this is shounen! But he has an evil plan to um... make him transfer to other school by using unsightly means or something."
Guy B: "Are you for real? I tell you unsightly. Imagine Orochimaru in sailor uniform with hairy legs. Now that's unsightly!"
Guy A: o_O
Girl C: "I want to see Orochimaru in sailor uniform."
A and B: o_O
Guy B: "We should do it."
Guy A: "Right. And then there should be Kabuto to show him how to do it right..."

I did not just write that. *hides*