A Meme-age

[darlingfox]

Pick 12 random HP characters and write them down:

1. Ron
2. Draco
3. Harry
4. Hermione
5. Remus
6. Sirius
7. Snape
8. Ginny
9. Luna
10. Pansy
11. Seamus
12. Molly

Then, and only then, look under this lj-cut for the questions!

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Are there any Sirius/Seamus fics? I’ve never read one but I’m curious enough to try if I find one.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hermione. Well, in a bookish way I guess. I probably wouldn’t say no.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Molly/Ginny? Ewww, not to mention it’s impossible. But if it would happen in some bizarre universe, I guess it’d be because they had to, not of romantic love, and they would never, ever tell anyone who the other mother was.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Luna. Nothing comes to mind.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Draco/Sirius. Maybe in hell. Might be interesting to read, though.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Remus/Luna vs. Remus/Pansy. R/L. Pansy would never date a werewolf, not to mention on-pureblood.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Snape walked in Draco and Molly having sex. He would know instantly that it was just a nightmare. Or suspect it's a spell/potion.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Harry/Pansy. Errr... After the war, Quidditch-star Harry meets his old rival again. Little does he know Pansy has a mission: to make Potter fall in love with him and win a bet with Millicent.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ron/Ginny. I don’t know any, but I believe there is.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Snape/Molly. "When Everything Is Gone"

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Hermione to deflower Ron. Harry would lock them in the Common Room so they’d finally confess their feelings. I’d make a lewd comment about tall men, too.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Snape. I’d say everyone who is in Potter-fandom and reads slash has read at least one.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Harry. See former answer but het instead of slash.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Seamus. dirtytrousers of course.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Draco/Hermione/Remus. I suspect no but who knows.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Pansy. "Oh my Lord!" Whether she speaks about God or Voldemort is anyone's guess.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Ginny. Amy Studt’s "Just A Little Girl", for example.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Ron/Sirius/Molly. Incest, hurt/comfort, angst.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Draco to use on Pansy. Easy. "My name is Draco Malfoy."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Remus. shoebox_project’s latest update.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Sirius. You know I have to say it: Padfoot!Sex.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Seamus would shag Luna sober, although the circumstances would be quite odd.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Snape tops Harry.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Ron and Luna are in a happy relationship until Luna run’s off with Hermione. Ron has a one-night stand with Seamus and unhappy affair with Molly, until he follows Remus’ advice and finds Harry?

Nearer.
I have no idea, the thought is so bizarre.
Hmm, epicyclical. She handles multiple relationships nicely.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Snape/Ginny wouldn’t bother me that much.