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darlingfox) wrote2005-12-02 09:27 pm
darlingfox) wrote2005-12-02 09:27 pm
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A cracktastic YYH ficlet
Title: What the...
Fandom: YYH
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi. All characters depicted in sexual situations are fictional and are above the age of eighteen, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Summary: Finding Hiei in bed with someone else wasn’t the worst thing.
Warnings: Het. Yaoi. Strongly implied future threesome and incest.
A/N: It went downhill from this conversation:
dearestfox: not counting the fangirl Japanese (burn!) and an occasional mention of Kurama's sister (BURN!) named Takemi (BURN IN HELL!) some of them are quite good
viridian_magpie: oh god, not another sister.
dearestfox: I don't know why they do that
dearestfox: why not brother? a cousin? an aunt?
viridian_magpie: a...
Finding Hiei in bed with someone else wasn’t the worst thing. Neither was the fact that his companion was a female. And it was completely understandable that she was a youko because really, who could resist them? Not Hiei, as Kurama could have told – and repeatedly did – from his personal experience. No, the thing that left Kurama staring with his eyes and mouth wide open and searching for something to support his failing legs was her quite familiar face.
"Grandma?!" Kurama screeched, rubbing his eyes and wishing fervently it was some sort of a terrible nightmare. Unfortunately the only thing he achieved was having bright spots to dance merrily inside his eyelids. The figures were still on the bed when the pretty lights disappeared.
"Good morning, dear," she answered calmly, all the while stroking Hiei’s bare, sweaty chest. "We were waiting for you."
"But how... I... What the fuck?" Kurama stuttered. Despite the situation his eyes were now glued on Hiei and the pale hand resting on his smooth muscles.
Hiei opened his eyes and leered lazily. "Shut up and come to bed, Kurama."
"But she’s my grandmother!"
"A very sexy grandmother," Hiei acknowledged and continued, shrugging, "And technically, as long as you’re a human, you two are not related."
Kurama blinked. That was actually a good point, he thought and noted how his undeniably hot ancestor and Hiei, who was sex on legs as far as Kurama was concerned, watched him with lustful eyes. Oh, what the hell.
"...all right, move over."
Fandom: YYH
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi. All characters depicted in sexual situations are fictional and are above the age of eighteen, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Summary: Finding Hiei in bed with someone else wasn’t the worst thing.
Warnings: Het. Yaoi. Strongly implied future threesome and incest.
A/N: It went downhill from this conversation:
dearestfox: not counting the fangirl Japanese (burn!) and an occasional mention of Kurama's sister (BURN!) named Takemi (BURN IN HELL!) some of them are quite good
viridian_magpie: oh god, not another sister.
dearestfox: I don't know why they do that
dearestfox: why not brother? a cousin? an aunt?
viridian_magpie: a...
Finding Hiei in bed with someone else wasn’t the worst thing. Neither was the fact that his companion was a female. And it was completely understandable that she was a youko because really, who could resist them? Not Hiei, as Kurama could have told – and repeatedly did – from his personal experience. No, the thing that left Kurama staring with his eyes and mouth wide open and searching for something to support his failing legs was her quite familiar face.
"Grandma?!" Kurama screeched, rubbing his eyes and wishing fervently it was some sort of a terrible nightmare. Unfortunately the only thing he achieved was having bright spots to dance merrily inside his eyelids. The figures were still on the bed when the pretty lights disappeared.
"Good morning, dear," she answered calmly, all the while stroking Hiei’s bare, sweaty chest. "We were waiting for you."
"But how... I... What the fuck?" Kurama stuttered. Despite the situation his eyes were now glued on Hiei and the pale hand resting on his smooth muscles.
Hiei opened his eyes and leered lazily. "Shut up and come to bed, Kurama."
"But she’s my grandmother!"
"A very sexy grandmother," Hiei acknowledged and continued, shrugging, "And technically, as long as you’re a human, you two are not related."
Kurama blinked. That was actually a good point, he thought and noted how his undeniably hot ancestor and Hiei, who was sex on legs as far as Kurama was concerned, watched him with lustful eyes. Oh, what the hell.
"...all right, move over."