Hilarious, and also reminded me that there are people with truly attractive voices. I wish I had one. Also on the list: Alan Rickman and Stephen Fry.
Stolen from veronicacode and reposted for the pretty:
( a cover of an upcoming Saiyuki novel )
And something someone wrote on a forum: Taidat olla pihalla kuin puutarhaletku. XDDDDD
A rough translation: You seem to be out like a garden hose.
Means that you really, really don't get something and unfortunately loses most of the funny in translation. I've only heard people (like me) saying that someone else is out like a snowman, so this version has novelty value. Much like saying that someone doesn't have all her Moomins in the valley. ...Okay, that'll never get old. XDDDDD